LOLS in OAU: Funny advice to fresher campus girls, the second is just too funny.



First and foremost, I welcome you all to Obafemi Awolowo Unive

Gbogbo yin ti wa di big girls bayii


Now, that boyfriend you had in secondary school, serve him breakfast! That relationship you're in currently, call it off! Y'all are now Great Unilorin students! Like, their faaather! 😁😁😁


Break up with those guys, they're now below standards. Y'all will meet far better guys on campus, guys who will love you unconditionally, treat you as queens that y'all are . Especially those staylites and finalists, believe me, you will be treated like an egg. Those guys are the best to be with. Like enjoyment 😋😋😋


Beginning from your first week on campus they will start approaching you, you can be walking on campus probably, running around for your departmental registration and a guy will introduce himself to you, volunteer to assist you throughout the whole process. C'mon, he's heaven sent! An angel to guide you through the storm, accept! Give him your number without much hassles. He just wants to assist you don't make it difficult for him.


Note: Those guys mostly bear Ayo, Femi , Olabode, Samuel, Eze, Toheeb, Daniel, Kolade, Teslim, Timilehin, Gideon, Felix, Kazeem, Bolaji, Gojje, Mubarak, Ibrahim, Friday and Emmanuel. If any guy introduces himself as any of those, hold him tight! He's the angel God sent. 😊😊


Another set of guys will walk up to you and will want to tutor you on certain courses, don't reject! C'mon you won't want to fail! Guys like that are very brilliant, they will break those tough courses into understandable bits and you'll surely smile at your A's at the end of the semester. If he calls you later at night for a stroll around campus specifically, to Spider, motion groun, 1k sea ans some other conducive places for learning, just pick up your notes and pen and go for tutorial! 🌚🌚🌚


Most importantly,  Mohammed won't always go to the mountain, the mountain will have to go to him. So, during weekends, you can choose.


Credit: Earl Prince/OAU

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